Showing posts with label cyclops. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cyclops. Show all posts

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Cyclops is Communism!


Cyclops might be one of the most communist figures ever pawned off on American youth as a "hero". I mean seriously, he shoots RED eye beams! Clearly, Cyclops intends to burn the world to a commie scum cinder.

Other reasons Cyclops is communism:
-he's a mutant, just like all communists.
-he dumps hot chicks because he has "conflicted feelings" about them. Real Capitalist American men don't care about any of that foofery.
-he's a douchebag, just like all communists.