This Is Also Not Communism

Protect Insurance Companies PSA from Will Ferrell

It's so refreshing to see those Hollywood LIEburros standing up for the executive entrepreneurs that are the backbone of American society! I guess Will Ferrel isn't a communist after all!

Millions of Unreal Americans are wasting what could be productive hours this evening listening to the President of Kenya talk about health insurance "reform". Well, this Real American is here to tell you the truth: health insurance is COMMUNISM!

Think about it: the entire idea of health insurance is to pay into the system less than you end up taking out of it. My heart bleeds for those poor American corporations that have been duped into this scheme whereby people think they have the right to get health care for less than it costs just because they paid a little bit of their paychecks towards it for months and years previously. All Real Americans should be outraged at this travesty of justice! I say that real reform would mandate ABOLISHING health insurance. You still pay a corporation your fees each month... after all, you wouldn't want to be getting unapproved medical treatments, would you... but if you get medical care and haven't paid in enough to cover it (less reasonable deductions for company marketing and executive salaries, of course), you still owe that money. And if you can't pay, you have to go to work for the company until your debt is taken care of and all is fair.

Now THAT'S how to build a healthier, stronger America! I, for one, am proud not to have health insurance!