Kanye tried to make Taylor Swift (who sings songs with banjos in them and is therefore a really Real American!) share the glory for winning an extremely prestigious Video Music Award. A Video Music Award is not like one of those socialist Nobel Prize things that you share with the rest of your non-God-fearing team of scientists; it is all about YOU and YOUR LABOR. And we all know that sharing the fruits of your labor is communism.
It is also a known fact that Kanye West is a gay fish. And while not all communists are gay fish, all gay fish are communists.
However, all people who wear such douchebag glasses are most definitely communists.
Therefore, Kanye West is COMMUNISM!
