I mean seriously, look at this thing. How could it not be communism? It's like the blood-drenched robes the high druid-wizard-priests of communism wear when they descend into the dark catacombs beneath that frilly onion-domed cathedral in Moscow to sacrifice pure and wholesome Real American capitalist virgins to their dark god Non Profit!Also, there is a SnuggieSutra that advises couples on how to have carnal relations between people while only using one Snuggie. Encouraging two people to enjoy one product instead of both of them buying one is definitely COMMUNISM!
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